Cujo nearly Loses His Teeth

In a game filled to the brim with shots to the head nowadays, Wendel Clark takes us back to a time when the phrase meant something completely different and infinitely more fun to watch.

A Simple Case of not Being Able to Learn Your Lesson

Saint Louis Blues forward David Perron is guilty here of assuming that San Jose Shark Joe Thornton doesn't want to be an idiot and send the Blues right back to the power play. How wrong he was. Apparently, Thornton's lack of intelligence knows no bounds, as he not only got a penalty, but also a game misconduct on the play. Clearly they call him Jumbo Joe not due to his brain size. Visit GetReal Hockey for more Joe Thornton-related jokes and insults, because who doesn't like making fun of a guy who's so good he has yet to win a Stanley Cup despite numerous attempts?